Cold as Crap

Why do things always brake down when it's -42 degrees? It seems like every single time its cold as crap outside our stuff brakes down!!!! Todd didn't go to work today because his car wouldn't start!! And not cause it was cold either!!! He woke up at 4:20 am and went to go start his piece of shit car and it would turn over but was sputtering and never started! So then to make me upset he made way to much noise for me to sleep and kept me up!! I am not a 4:20am girl!! I hate the am! Then his friend (we will call him Ernie) called and wanted to know if he wanted to go fishing. Know of course Todd said yes!! What the hell is more important....Getting the car running...or going fishing? I know what I would do...Fix the freakin' car!! Men dint think! So my question to a higher authority is Why does everything brake down when it's colder that crap outside?